Happy Thanksgiving!

Exactly a year ago,
I have written here what I have learned about American Thanksgiving.

Apparently,
I have forgotten to mention another important Thanksgiving event.
The day after.

The biggest shopping day of the year.
Or,
The official day for shopping masochists.

Consumerism at it’s ugliest.

For my fellow Canadians to understand this Black Friday,
Close your eyes,
Think “Boxing Day”,
but worsen that experience a hundred times.
You get it?

Not only that,
Malls and Department Stores open at the unholy hours of 5 or 6 in the morning.
And if you can think of each and every person you don’t like or annoys you,
they are all out there with their annoying self.

If I was to go out shopping on Black Friday,
at 5 am,
battling lunatics for a parking spot,
waiting countless hours in line,
and dealing with freaks who are there,
that bitch and complain about how crowded and insane the malls are.

I assure you, if I was out there,
there must be a gun to my head!

In conclusion,
There is only one thing I want to say.

VIVA LA INTERNET SHOPPING!

Where you can shop ’til you drop your bottle of beer!