What is the cause for the lack of updates?

Four Words.

H igh
D efinition
T ele
V ision

I loooooovvvveeeeeeeeee this new technology.
Everything is so clear and crisp.

HDTV is da ShizniT!!!!!!!

How clear is it?
Well, let me tell you what I noticed so far,

1. I can actually see the grass on an NFL Stadium.
2. Every smudge on their uniforms.
3. Every drop of sweat.
4. The guy on the upper bleechers picking his nose.
5. Jay Leno’s couch for the guests to sit on is “suede”.
6. Each celebrity you though was hot, “isn’t”.
7. The CSI shows are 10 times better.
8. I can see every strand of fur on Elmo.
9. Maria from Sesame Street needs a makeover or a facelift. (She’s freakin’ me out)
10. I saw the Kelly, Reuben, and Fantasia’s Christmas special,
and I saw Fantasia’s stretch marks on her breasts.

And that’s when I realized, I watch too much tv.

No matter!
TV is fun again!

(Now where is that darn remote?)