Yes I am a Begger

Not a Beggar.

A Beg-ger

Why?

First,
I have begged for this flu not to happen.

It did.

Then,
I begged for the medicine to work for the flu not to happen.

It didn’t.

Then,
I begged for the flu to be at least bearable.

It wasn’t.

Now I have consumed enough Kleenex that’ll wipe out an entire forest.
I have excreted so much snot enough to fill up the Hoover dam.
I have so much body ache that’ll humble the torture methods they got at Gitmo.

I am so sick.
Now I am just begging for death.

I’m sure there are less punishments in hell
than having the flu here on earth.