I am going to lose it!

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If I get waken up by these 7 am lawnmowing shitheads again,
I am gonna lose it.

Not only that.. they all keep coming back the whole day”¦

There’s the pre-lawnmowing shithead that conditions the lawn,
then the big ass machine lawnmowing shithead,
then there’s the medium sized machine that takes care of the ones the big one didn’t see,
then there’s the handheld rotor mowing shithead, who comes and cuts the corners,
then the poopoohead who comes with a windblower who attempts to clean up the mess.
They do this the whole day. Repeatedly.

What I hate the most?
Apparently, they all know when Tyler is taking a nap.
Then they all come around, along with the kids in our neighborhood,
whose sole means of communication is to scream their ass away
until they blow out their o-ring.

Then the other night, a couple of teenagers pass by at 3 in the morning,
screaming like they were being chased by a knife,
which at that moment, I wished I did.

Oh man”¦ When is this going to end????

Neo, if you’re out there, I could use some help!!!!!
Bring Trinity with you just in case.

What’s the big deal?

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What is the big deal about “Same Sex Marriages?”
What is it that makes people uncomfortable about this topic?

What, we don’t want to offend anybody?
Homosexual people have rights too?
It’s not traditional?
The Church won’t allow it?
Because Bush said so?

No.
That’s not it.
Let me tell you what the big deal is.

It’s not their rights.
It’s not their feelings.
It’s not religion.

The real reason why this issue is so taboo,
Is because of what goes on in their bedroom.
That’s it.
There, I’ve said it.

People imagine strange things happen in there, that they always shrug it off,
Because they don’t really want to admit that
they are thinking about two gay people having sex.
Fine.
Let them be,
Let them show their love for each other.

Funny thing is,
I know (and heard) that weird things also happen inside a heterosexual couple’s bedroom.
But fine.
Let them be as well.
Let them show their love for each other too.
Sometimes they love each other too much that
you would hear how much they hit and abuse their wives on the news.
You hear about genitals being cut.
Even worse, murder.

Divorce, Infidelity, Adultery, Pre-Nuptials, Money, Lawsuits, Alimony.

Let those people who want to get married, based on LOVE, be joined as one.
Let them be.
That’s their choice.

And if the Church is against it.
Let them be.
That’s the other choice.

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Tracy’s Mom told us about this new Movie Theater they went to where they live.

In this theater, there was a 37′ x 16′ big screen,
A full bar at the entrance,
La-z-boys for all the chairs,
where there is this red button on the armrest,
which when pressed, a waitress would come to serve you,
where you can order a full meal.
At 8:00 pm, no minors would be allowed, for they start to serve alcohol.

All of this while you enjoy the movie.

Now what’s wrong with this besides there is not one here?

They should also offer a full service massage.
Oh yeah, and a ride home.

Philippines Coup attempt

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I guess everyone must have heard about the coup attempt in the Philippines,
to take down the current government.

The reason behind all of this?
They are sending out a message to the people about the massive corruption in the said government.

Now that’s great and all, and I too believe in their cause.

But everybody already knows that.
Not a single Filipino doesn’t know about the corruption, the sleaze and the dishonesty.
With the power of the Filipino tongue for gossip? Who wouldn’t hear about it?

The problem is, nobody has hard evidence.

What they should have done (or tried to do), was
Gather some proof, not just stories or whatever they have heard.
Then once they have some evidence and confirmation of it,
gather some higher authorities who they think can or will be able to do something.
If that was not successful, then by all means,
that is even more hard evidence to support their cause.

Taking over a Hotel, a Mall and having people as hostage would not solve anything.
These are military men.
They are supposed to be educated, and know that violence is not their priority.

Then they all surrendered Sunday,
which they could have just waited one more day so that everyone gets a day off Monday.
I know my friends back home would have loved that (and them for that matter).

Then something good and relevant would have come out from all of this mess.

I don’t know her, I swear!

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While we were at the mall,
Tracy wanted to have an Iced cappuccino,
So being the nice gentleman that I am,
I said, “Suuurreeeeee. No problem.”

So I checked how much money I got in my wallet,
And I noticed some piece of paper, I did not recognize.

“Hey what is this?” I said out loud.
I opened it, and it was
A phone number,
with a girl’s name written below it.

So there I was, shocked and bewildered,
Now why would I have a girl’s phone number,
In my wallet, without me knowing who it was,
or how it got there.

Tracy, at this point, laughing hysterically,
giving me a hard time.

I said,
“I swear I don’t know who this is, and how it got here.”

Then I tried thinking.
Hard.
Very hard.

Where and when was the last time I was alone?
Was I drunk? Impossible.
I don’t drink anymore.
Was I drugged?
Maybe I got date raped?
How come I don’t remember?
Well, where the hell did that number came from?

This time, I am pissed.

So Tracy and I agreed that we’ll call the number when we get home.
Fine.
I would love to know who it was too.

So we called the number,
And all we got was a machine recording.
It was a guy.

Now I am even more puzzled and confused.
I have a guy’s number in my wallet.
Oh no!!!!
Even worse.

Maybe I did get date raped? Oh no!
Suddenly I felt the urge to shower.
And scrub hard.
Very hard.

We did not leave a message, but I did try to call it over and over again,
trying to remember who’s voice it was.

Nope. Tyrone has no clue.

So, I went to the 411.ca web site and did a reverse lookup.
I type down the number and a name and an address showed up.

An Asian name.
Who lives downtown.
I still have no clue.

Then Tracy said,
“Hey didn’t that Asian people who used to cut your hair is located in that area downtown?”

“That’s right!!! They closed their business and gave me their number if ever
they would open up a new one.”

That’s right!!!!!!!!!
Now I remember.

Now Tracy is laughing even more hysterically.
She said.
“I am just giving you a hard time, I knew you wouldn’t be stupid enough
to flip that phone number in front of me.”
Plus, You can’t have any other woman.
You don’t have the time.”

You know what.
It’s true.
But I don’t really mean to.
No plans on having another woman.

Or man for that matter.

$2,259,082.00

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Apparently,
I am worth

$2,259,082.00

Based on this site –> humanforsale
That is all fine and dandy, but I think I am worth more than that.
The test does not include any of my abilities,
Like, uhhh shall we say,
hmmmmm”¦..

Oh okay, I got some,

1. I have been playing guitar since 1987.
(Though there hasn’t been much improvement.)

2. I made this website, that should count for something.

3. Have you ever known anyone who could change a baby’s diaper in 6.4 seconds?
(10.3 if you actually include cleaning the baby.)

4. I clean the house spotless!!

5. Okay, I don’t cook.. but I make a mean tater tot casserole.
(Thanks to Tracy)

6. I fix and network computers.
(I think.)

7. I understand subnetting”¦
(If Sylvain and Ray helps me out.)

8. Never had any speeding, nor parking ticket.

9. Never drives when drunk.
(At least never got caught.)

10. I can make most people laugh.

11. Usually they point at me and laugh

12. Heck, I make myself laugh

13. I kick ass on Tekken Tournament on Playstation2.
(Except when I play with my 10 year old niece Bea.)

14. I was pretty good in Basketball.
(Note on the word “WAS”)

15. The 80’s is permanently embossed in the way I dance.
(I don’t know if that was a good point.)

16. I am running out if ideas, I am gonna have to ask Tracy for more

17. Nope. not much help there.

18. ……… hmmmmm

Well”¦ I guess this is going nowhere, so I better end it.
Before I lose more value.

Anyway, here are some cool links for today.

Napster Lives — napsterbits
This is one wicked Pinball game — RapidMotion
I told you Linux is way better! — switchlinux
On a Dark Desert Highway. — Hotel California
Harry Potter Erotic twist — HP romance

Time flies fast

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I posted some new pictures of Tyler.
He is already 9 months old.
Amazing how time flies.

I think it’s also mind boggling how much they grow and learn in a couple of months.
Think about it..
You ever remember when you were in school, and you cram in
so much information in your head?
Remember the headaches?
Feeling of exhaustion?

Kids absorb so much in a day, that you could only imagine
what goes on in their small head.

Well, besides I’m hungry,
It’s playtime,
I’m sleepy,
I need to poop.
I’ll pee when Daddy takes off my diaper,
If he feeds me that crap one more time, I won’t let him sleep,
Where’s my bottle?
I don’t care if it’s 3 in the morning.. it’s playtime again!!
Change me!
I’m bored with this toy.
Dance Puppet! Dance!
I need a hug,
I’m sleepy,
I want you to be close,
You make me feel safe,
You’re funny,
I love you.

It’s true

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Eric, a friend of mine, once told me,

He finds it amazing that no matter
how bad the relationship is between a parent and their kids,
that once the parents meet their grandchildren,

their hearts would melt.
And everything is forgotten.

I believe this is true because I have seen it happen.
Many times, if I might add.

Now I also believe the feeling is mutual.
Because, whenever my Mom picks up Tyler,
And Tyler looks at her and smiles,
My heart does melt.

I think it’s Pride.

Either that or she fed me too much again.

NEW SONG ADDED!!

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“Babe”



Mobile Player here:

An acoustic rendition of the famous Styx song.

I have not played and recorded in a while.
I was actually really nervous doing this one.

Hope you like it.

Check this out!

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Go to GOOGLE
and type in ” Weapons of Mass Destruction ” without the quotes.
then hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.. and read carefully.

Funny huh?

Here are some Cool Links for today:

Let this guy move your browser. — Move
Addicting Dart Game — BullsEye Darts
The Snake Game in 3D — Snake3D
Another addicting game of Golf — Crazy Golf
Take a Virtual Tour of the Great Wall of China — Great Wall
Prepare to spend major time with this one — Bounce

That’s it for today.
I’ll save some for next time.