Tracy’s Mom told us about this new Movie Theater they went to where they live.

In this theater, there was a 37′ x 16′ big screen,
A full bar at the entrance,
La-z-boys for all the chairs,
where there is this red button on the armrest,
which when pressed, a waitress would come to serve you,
where you can order a full meal.
At 8:00 pm, no minors would be allowed, for they start to serve alcohol.

All of this while you enjoy the movie.

Now what’s wrong with this besides there is not one here?

They should also offer a full service massage.
Oh yeah, and a ride home.