Yup,
Guess what woke us up again today?

For the love of God, how many times do you have to cut the grass?
And does it have to be done at 6 freakin’ thirty in the morning??
Just extract the whole thing and get it over with!!!

That is it!
I’ve had it.
The cup is full.

How dare they insinuate that I have the audacity to tolerate such
diabolical insolence from a scrap of humanity such as this populace,
If they refuse to discontinue pestering me,
I will be forced to summon all of the powers
of my intellectual ability to pulverize them into smithereens”¦

In other words”¦

I am writing a letter of complaint.

Ahh! crap, what am I saying.
I have no time to do that.

Anyway, Here are some cool links, to waste some time.

Test your senses — Sense Challenge
Watch “The Two Towers” stick version — The Two Towers
Tone and Sustain, have, you must — Star Wars Guitar
Be a better Driver — Driving lessons