• The following tweet bombs took place 4 days ago… Must get it out of drafts folder. #sorry #
  • I don't know my seat number.
    Maybe they'll usher me to the VIP section. #vegas #
  • In that case, I wanna seat by the pilot. I'm sure he's got alcohol. He looks drunk already. I'm kidding. He's not. The co pilot does tho. #
  • On the runway. Taking off!! #Vegas #
  • Open seating? I've never heard of that. I mean I know what it means but are they sure they want to do that? I don't trust these people. #
  • It's all drinks on the menu.
    I'll just take the complimentaries please. #imcheap #
  • But I want everything on the Sky Mall catalogue. Yes I do. All of it. Even the portable lawn for dogs to pee in. I don't even have a dog. #
  • Don't you want to slap the crap out of the person who leans their seat in front of you?
    Me too!!!!! #
  • Where are my complimentaries??
    Waiter!!?? #
  • In flight nap time commences now. #Vegas in a couple of hours. #
  • I've never seen a crowd order so much drinks. They keep getting up for the lavatory. They keep bumping me. I can't nap. #firstworldproblem #
  • We're flying above the Grand Canyon. Wish I could see it up close. #WOW #
  • Final descent. Welcome to Las #Vegas #viva #
  • “@brryyy: how about a nice cup of shut the hell up”

    // I offer them a drink from the "Shadafa Cup", bro. #

  • Manilow Is one bad ass Mofo! – @livemusicguide 28 Songs You Know The Words To (But Are Too Ashamed To Admit It) http://t.co/T45h5cxL #
  • Jollibee, Red Ribbon, Goldilocks, Nanay Gloria. #Vegasprioritydestinationsforme #
  • "All I need to get me high is to stand next to my amplifier. I can't think of anything better when my guitar screams." – @paulgilbertGUIT #
  • Hoover Dam Bypass Bridge http://t.co/ARigZnDP #
  • "I live for your smile, and die for your kiss." – [Skid Row] #
  • I don't know if I can do this anymore, Friday. There's nothing left in me. #
  • I just had the flu shot because I trust whatever the government injects in me. #conspiracy #imgonnadie #