• "I'm too full to swallow my pride." #
  • Ok. I’m done working out, and by working out, I mean surfing the Internet.
    Time for some Netflix. #movietime #
  • Ha! Thor it is. #movietime #
  • I’m pretty sure they discovered Thor from a shampoo commercial. #
  • “Finding out that you don’t have the right answers makes you ask the right questions.” – Selvig #Thor #

  • I love noticing the subtle hints this #Thor movie gives mentioning Shield and the Avengers. Must watch the other ones again too. #geek #
  • I watch too many of these ghost, paranormal, haunted shows alone and with the lights off. Which is fine until I have to pee. #holditin #
  • Good thing evil monsters are deterred by blankets. #fact #
  • Checking eBay now. RT @twintiger1: @denofmusic there's always arinola #holditin #
  • “it’s the weekend so you can sleep until noon. So I better wake you up at 6am.” – my brain #
  • This guitar is perfect for a Rock Band! #badumtishh http://t.co/UzyK24sm #
  • How about some #Metallica music to pump me up for Monday? Because you know what they say about Mondays. #idontknowwhattheysayaboutmondays #
  • Do you know what I’m taking about? #idontknowwhatimtalkingabout #
  • Why do people look at me weird after they find out I don’t have HBO? #fuckoff #
  • “It must be difficult to let go of something so beautiful” #FavouriteMovieQuotes via @IamLotusFausto

    That’s why I hate being ugly. – me 🙂 #

  • Tea time!! #whostolemycup #
  • Remembering The King of Pop – #music http://t.co/C3lWgpaT #
  • "I wish you never left me, but love's a mystery." http://t.co/Bqcnw0wb #
  • "You got me with nothing to win and nothing left to lose." http://t.co/k3Wc1yPJ #
  • “I’ll burn the bridge when I get there.” #quoteoftheday #
  • The song I was trying to cover last night hurt my throat like I swallowed a box of blades dipped in burning oil from the depths of Hell. #
  • I am going to miss @GuitaristEJ concert in town tomorrow so that means I officially hate the universe. #
  • At this day and age with all the technology and social sites for communication, not getting a message is pure Bullcrap! #rant #
  • Hendrix with The Who. Probably talking about their Generation. http://t.co/ICtx3qEP #
  • Hendrix with Clapton. The universe shook from pure awesomeness. http://t.co/jiWWlxoJ #
  • Hendrix with Jagger. Probably telling Mick that kids will move like him someday. http://t.co/JUobhsD3 #
  • Had to fix a computer by actually going to the windows registry like a goddamn #geek and use my brain! Gone are the days of fix-by-reboot. #
  • Hendrix and Marley. Jammin' with a soccer ball. http://t.co/bvEbYTbU #
  • Hendrix and Joplin. Probably talking about her and Bobby McGee. http://t.co/2C6fWTsx #
  • Hendrix and Richards. Probably talking about the idea of burning the guitar in concert. http://t.co/oCeZfxvm #
  • Why yes, I was listening to some Hendrix today. How did you guess? #
  • Yes, I stay in my car under a 100 degree heat during my break because I like my solitude.

    Also I have no friends. #

  • Someday, I would go to my own paradise. But for now I’ll search for it in dreams. #goodnight #nonsensetweet #
  • Thank heavens it’s Friday.
    And the #magicmadness starts.
    Watch out for shout outs. #magic899 #
  • Shout out to everybody who still cuts the foot loose. #
  • Shout out to our hearts that are foolish. They've been wrong before. Hoping it won't be wrong anymore. #
  • I suddenly have a lot of followers from Russia on #Instagram Looking at their pics, makes me want to go there. #serioustweet #
  • Shout out to Roxanne. Please leave the red light alone!! #
  • Shout out to Eddie Van Halen's keyboard solo on "Jump." I still think it's weird. #
  • Music makes everything hurt less.
    It’s my drug.
    To help with the poison I’ll be consuming tonight! #
  • Shout out to Madonna for wanting us to celebrate the holidays since 1984. #
  • Shout out to those who rock down to electric avenue. And then take us higher! #
  • Shout out to Phil Collins' Sussudio. I've been attempting to learn its Bass riff since 1985. #
  • Shout out to Sheila E. who taught us that living a glamorous life without Love ain't much. #
  • Snack time. #starving #
  • Shout out to The Reflex. Still in charge of finding treasures in the dark. #
  • Shout out to this Highway called Life. We just want to ride it, all night long. #
  • Here's my other Fab Four. http://t.co/wn9yetO4 #
  • Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are divorcing.

    Katie to guest on Oprah to jump up and down her couch. #

  • I’m sorry that was mean. There’s a kid involved here. The kid should be the one jumping up and down Oprah’s couch. #
  • Shout out to Soundgarden's "Spoonman."

    Still making me headbang to its beat all these years. #

  • I wish I was rich enough to go to rehab for “exhaustion.” #