• Too cloudy outside. Couldn't see #Atlantis launch. It's actually a sad day for this program to end.
    Thank you #NASA #spaceshuttle #
  • This Google+ is very similar to Facebook. The only thing I'm missing are friends. Apparently that's an important part. #
  • Or.. Maybe it's time for some guitar molestation for a bit.
    I haven't ran my fingers on them in a while. #
  • Sin City .. in my pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants #
  • National Treasure .. in my pants. #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants #
  • The Longest Yard .. in my pants. #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants #
  • The Ugly Truth .. in my pants. #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants #
  • That trend lost its freshness quite quickly.
    #thatswhatyougetfortryingtobefunnyontwitter #
  • I'll just go back to what I do best here.
    -Read other people's tweets so I can judge them. #
  • Don't sass me!
    I know who you follow. #
  • "I never expected to grow flowers in the desert. But I can live and breathe and see the sun in winter time." – [Big Country]
    #optimism #
  • Not cool @netflix! Not cool.
    I know it's business that you have to make that decision.
    We're just gonna have to re-evaluate its worth. #
  • I'm pretty sure there's a posse of bugs and gnats assigned to hover around my head and attack my face everytime I go outside.
    #Florida #