I was going to keep this on the down low,
until the very end.

But I guess, everyone is going to find out eventually.

And if I win,
I will have the US mint, and all banking institutions
print out hordes and hordes of money.

I don’t care if we’re going to have to cut Fangorn Forest to produce
paper and metal.

We can’t be selfishly thinking about the future
when the present is at stake!

(Hey! That could be my campaign slogan.)

—
Thanks to Myra for this.