For Halloween yesterday,
I was going to dress up with a suit and tie,
complete with the jacket and cuff links and all.

Get it?
“Dress up” for Halloween.

But I didn’t
I chickened out.

That should have been my costume.

A Chicken.

Next year,
I will have to do better.

It’s a toss between

a) The Town Drunk

or

b) The Village Idiot

Seems like the latter sounds good better funner.