(Phone Rings)

Tracy: Why won’t he answer?

(Phone still rings)

Tracy: Where in the world are they?

(Click)

Tyrone: (crying)… Hello? … (sobs)

Tracy: What’s wrong? Why are you crying?

Tyrone: Oh honey, it’s horrible …(cries louder)

Tracy: What? What happened? What is that loud noise?

Tyrone: Huuuhuuuu … (cries, snorts, sobs…and speech garbled)…Frrrr..rrrlmst.rrrdied Huhuuu!!

Tracy: Who? What? Died?

Tyrone: (speech still distorted) Yes!!… Frrrr.rrrlmst.rrrdied… rrrrrgn..mstbcmekng!!

Tracy: (now freakin’ out) What? Honey what is happening???!!!
What is that noise? Where is Tyler?

Tyrone: (pauses the DVD)
I said!!!!!!! … Frodo almost died!! Aragorn must become king!

(silence)

Tracy: After I throw your “precious” movie in the trash,
I will kill you!

(Click)

Tyrone: Hello? Honey? … Hello?

Was it something I said?

See….
I bought “ROTK” yesterday.

And this is why nobody bothers me when I watch the “Trilogy“.