Now get this.

Guitarist Paul Gilbert, had a
U.S. Guitar Clinic tour which included
2 cities in Georgia,
1 in Alabama,
and one in Florida.

And I missed it all.

I could have seen this guy perform.
I could have driven to these places,
and learn while watching him molest his guitar.

But Noooo!!!!
I missed it all!

Now, I wouldn’t say that I am disappointed,
because that’s not what I really felt.

A more suitable depiction is that
I am so full of rage and fury,
that I murdered my neighbor’s cat.

Since I had the impression that he wouldn’t tell me,
if he knew that Paul Gilbert will be playing in Florida.

It was an ugly cat anyway.

Now excuse me,
while I destroy this desk with my head.