That’s Tyler’s New Thing.

“Tyler, pick up your toys!”

“In a minute!”

“Tyler, come here.”

“In a minute!”

“Tyler, it’s time to eat.”

“In a minute!”

“Tyler, brush your teeth!”

“In a minute!”

“Time for bed.”

“In a minute!”

You know,
It gets so tiring sometimes,
Because even though he says he’ll do what I told him to do,
in a minute,
he never actually gets around to doing it.
I wonder where he got that from.

It’s pretty exhausting.
He really keeps me busy.
I don’t even have time to take a shower.

Maybe I should take a bath.
That would make me feel better.

Uhmmm… in a minute.