This song is for Kristine,
who’s starting a new life in another country.

I know this is one of your favorites,
since we used to sing it a lot way back then.

I just realized now,
that you’re moving to a different place,
and you won’t have the internet for a while,
that would mean that the number of people who read my site will drop down to 4.

My God! You better make sure you get the internet soon.
Or I am going to have to teach you how to network your TV
and your typewriter by using some cow skin,
and Hobbit turds.

Don’t worry. I’ve done it before.
I’m a professional.

Anyways,
Here’s your song

Leaving On A Jet Plane.
By John Denver.

Love you very much.