(Tyler’s New Thingies)

Shazee, shazee, shazee, shazee.

Okay, this might not be a new one,
I just remembered it a couple of days ago.

One good thing about spending time with your growing kids,
is that whenever they are learning to talk,
you get to understand the words right away,
even though the word is in its garbled, rawest form.

Like when Tyler and I are playing,
and he would try to leave and get more of his toys.
He would stand up, and look at me,
stretch his arm out, and say “RayBak” (I’ll be “Right Back”)
Then he goes and comes back.

When he said this the first time,
I noticed it right away.

When he wants to go outside,
he grabs his shoes,
hands them to me, and says “Shoosh.”

When there’s a plane that fly’s by,
he looks up, points to the sky and shouts, “Ehhpayn.”

When he remembers Nemo,
he would march around the house,
chanting “Meemo, meemo, meemo…..”

Sometimes I would make him remember Dory,
we chant, “Dowee, dowee, dowee…..”

Or sometimes Woody, “Wooee, wooee, wooee…..”

These words are easily recognizable,
and as I stay with him,
I get to decipher them almost right away.

But one time he was chanting,
marching around the room,
and I couldn’t figure it out.

He goes, “Shazee, shazee, shazee…..”

I don’t get it.

So I just thought it’s just something that he learned how to say,
and he’s just saying it, just because.

Then one day,
we just got done having lunch,
and I switched the channel on TV,
and an episode of “The Jerry Springer Show” caught my attention.
And as they go to commercial,
The audience chanted “Jerry, jerry, jerry…..”

Here comes Tyler, marching around the room.
“Shazee, shazee, shazee…..”

*Note to self,
Never watch “The Sopranos” when Tyler is around.

Anyways,
Here are some more cool links,

This one is just called, “turn left” —-> Left
A Donkey-Kong Spin-off —-> Banana-Barrage
Come clean and start anew —-> comeclean.com
The face of tomorrow —-> Human Face Globally
I know it’s late but who cares? —-> x-mas bash
Is it so wrong to wish them dead? —-> annoyingneighbors.com