Abuse

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This is something I learned a long time ago from a friend who told me how to define “abuse.”

“Once is enough.
Twice is too much.
Thrice is a poison
that can kill a person.”

Where do you set your limit?

Tweets from 2012-09-15

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  • Middle of the picture, wearing a suit.
    Oh Sir Paul. You’re so funny. 🙂
    RT @PaulMcCartney: Guess where I am? http://t.co/b7O7myBu #
  • “Someday you’ll be shedding your tears and then you’ll cry over me.” #
  • There might be something in the horizon for me. Let’s keep it on the down low for now just in case. #dontjinxit #
  • Guess who’s getting the sickies? #raiseshand #callingitaday #thatsallfolks #
  • My new sounds: Blues in E Major http://t.co/AhYdK7bj on #SoundCloud #
  • My new sounds: ESL Posse http://t.co/rwH4po20 on #SoundCloud #
  • Can't seem to finish a full mug of coffee lately. What the hell is wrong with me? #
  • What the? What kind of Twitter trends are those? Are all 13 year olds awake this early in the morning? #
  • ESL Posse – by Yours truly. @darwinmaming @Cholo4LF – http://t.co/3n55IxY8 #
  • Listen. I have less than 200 followers.
    My Tweets are allowed to suck! #twitterrules101 #
  • For some reason, my neighbors started being nice to me. Now I know why.

    -The kid told his friends I fix computers. #

  • Six episodes of #DrWho in the last 5 hours. Is that bad? Of course not. #mymarathon #
  • I met the Dalek’s Emperor, Cat Nurses, Queen Victoria, a Werewolf, K9 and a new Doctor. #geekalert #
  • “Some things are worth getting your heart broken for.” – Sarah Jane Smith #DrWho #quoteoftheday #
  • That’s it for today! À la prochaine. #
  • “Human Race. Give anyone a chance to take control, and you submit. Sometimes I think you like it. Easy life.”
    – #DrWho #quotes #
  • "When someone you love becomes a memory,
    the memory becomes a treasure." #neverforget #sept11 http://t.co/tLBVLZws #
  • Sometimes I wonder what “Speed” AT&T is talking about. #firstworldproblems #unusable http://t.co/Iy15j8UJ #
  • Apple is going to make my phone obsolete by tomorrow. #shutupandtakemymoney #
  • Me: Goodness! My belly is like a watermelon.

    Kid: No, Dad! More like a blimp.

    -in other news: 9 year old boy looking for home. #

  • Alright, Hump Day.
    Show me what you got. #goodmorning #
  • Here’s a picture of me and some friends already waiting to get the new iPhone. http://t.co/lLI23xLZ #
  • I’m just kidding! #MostCommonLies #
  • I don’t want it. #MostCommonLies #
  • I won’t laugh. I promise. #MostCommonLies #
  • I want the phone, but I’m not gonna get up that early to order it. I’m crazy about it, but not batshit crazy! #
  • I unfollowed a whole bunch of accounts and it actually felt good. Those who unfollowed me may be on to something. #smarterthanithought #
  • It's maddening sometimes!! http://t.co/JgTDNiSc #
  • 800$ for the phone that I want?
    I’d rather sell my soul to the carrier on contract. Wait. What? #
  • Cheers to you. http://t.co/ArvHl0Yl #
  • Time to say #goodnight people. I’m letting you all know because we care about our sleep schedule like we all care about pictures of dinner. #
  • I take back why I said.
    I am batshit crazy. #
  • My brother video called me just to show me he scored some
    Sugar cane. Now I’m craving some. #foodtweets #
  • Yes.
    Apple is my Oprah. #iphone5 #
  • #flashbackfriday – Never Say Never cover. http://t.co/saoXcygq #
  • I can’t explain how much.
    RT @MarilynMonroe: How beautiful is Marilyn in this photo? http://t.co/40NksIws #

But if it is true…

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I have said it before and I’ll say it again.

I refuse to believe in Karma.
I think it’s just a word that was invented to make “The Golden Rule” more sinister.

But if it is true…

If Karma does exist,
Then it is a freakin’ coward.

Because,
in my opinion based on my experience,
Karma targets the ones you love.
Not you.

It does not have the guts to confront and fight you
for the things you’ve done.

It targets the ones you care for.
Because it knows once your loved ones are in such dire need.
It makes you helpless.

So, yeah.
Karma is a coward.
And a cheat.

Tweets from 2012-09-08

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Throwback Thursday

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This was back in Canada (2001).
As a tradition, my brother and I always go to car shows.
This was when we were checking out the Trucks.
(Among other things)

My God, I remember that shirt.
I loved that one.
I probably wore it a hundred times.
Washed it once.

False Alarm

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Nope.
Not today.
I still woke up.

I guess I’ll just die another day.
But, I did almost have a car wreck today. It was like a movie. Scary.

Anyways,
Now, I just want some pancakes.

Might be my last goodbye

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I had a Burger King Whopper meal for dinner tonight.
I believe my arteries are clogging,
I can’t breathe,
My chest hurts,
And my left arm is numb.

I don’t feel too good
I’m just gonna go to bed.

This may be my last goodbye.
If I don’t wake up,
Please someone reformat my computer hard drive.
Password is tuttifrutti.

Goodbye.