• Middle of the picture, wearing a suit.
    Oh Sir Paul. You’re so funny. 🙂
    RT @PaulMcCartney: Guess where I am? http://t.co/b7O7myBu #
  • “Someday you’ll be shedding your tears and then you’ll cry over me.” #
  • There might be something in the horizon for me. Let’s keep it on the down low for now just in case. #dontjinxit #
  • Guess who’s getting the sickies? #raiseshand #callingitaday #thatsallfolks #
  • My new sounds: Blues in E Major http://t.co/AhYdK7bj on #SoundCloud #
  • My new sounds: ESL Posse http://t.co/rwH4po20 on #SoundCloud #
  • Can't seem to finish a full mug of coffee lately. What the hell is wrong with me? #
  • What the? What kind of Twitter trends are those? Are all 13 year olds awake this early in the morning? #
  • ESL Posse – by Yours truly. @darwinmaming @Cholo4LF – http://t.co/3n55IxY8 #
  • Listen. I have less than 200 followers.
    My Tweets are allowed to suck! #twitterrules101 #
  • For some reason, my neighbors started being nice to me. Now I know why.

    -The kid told his friends I fix computers. #

  • Six episodes of #DrWho in the last 5 hours. Is that bad? Of course not. #mymarathon #
  • I met the Dalek’s Emperor, Cat Nurses, Queen Victoria, a Werewolf, K9 and a new Doctor. #geekalert #
  • “Some things are worth getting your heart broken for.” – Sarah Jane Smith #DrWho #quoteoftheday #
  • That’s it for today! À la prochaine. #
  • “Human Race. Give anyone a chance to take control, and you submit. Sometimes I think you like it. Easy life.”
    – #DrWho #quotes #
  • "When someone you love becomes a memory,
    the memory becomes a treasure." #neverforget #sept11 http://t.co/tLBVLZws #
  • Sometimes I wonder what “Speed” AT&T is talking about. #firstworldproblems #unusable http://t.co/Iy15j8UJ #
  • Apple is going to make my phone obsolete by tomorrow. #shutupandtakemymoney #
  • Me: Goodness! My belly is like a watermelon.

    Kid: No, Dad! More like a blimp.

    -in other news: 9 year old boy looking for home. #

  • Alright, Hump Day.
    Show me what you got. #goodmorning #
  • Here’s a picture of me and some friends already waiting to get the new iPhone. http://t.co/lLI23xLZ #
  • I’m just kidding! #MostCommonLies #
  • I don’t want it. #MostCommonLies #
  • I won’t laugh. I promise. #MostCommonLies #
  • I want the phone, but I’m not gonna get up that early to order it. I’m crazy about it, but not batshit crazy! #
  • I unfollowed a whole bunch of accounts and it actually felt good. Those who unfollowed me may be on to something. #smarterthanithought #
  • It's maddening sometimes!! http://t.co/JgTDNiSc #
  • 800$ for the phone that I want?
    I’d rather sell my soul to the carrier on contract. Wait. What? #
  • Cheers to you. http://t.co/ArvHl0Yl #
  • Time to say #goodnight people. I’m letting you all know because we care about our sleep schedule like we all care about pictures of dinner. #
  • I take back why I said.
    I am batshit crazy. #
  • My brother video called me just to show me he scored some
    Sugar cane. Now I’m craving some. #foodtweets #
  • Yes.
    Apple is my Oprah. #iphone5 #
  • #flashbackfriday – Never Say Never cover. http://t.co/saoXcygq #
  • I can’t explain how much.
    RT @MarilynMonroe: How beautiful is Marilyn in this photo? http://t.co/40NksIws #