You're right, @Strawberrywish.
I'd rather have this than that. http://bit.ly/2hERh3w
I can't do the shoveling anymore! http://bit.ly/2gwNGbK

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 12, 2016

Because it's true that's why it funny. http://pic.twitter.com/hP0WIsv5c6

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 12, 2016

…and I've finished #Westworld….
…and I'm here just … http://pic.twitter.com/FV7AeUljVZ

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 6, 2016

I'll just make my day better with this picture of Marilyn eating 3 ice creams. Coz I'm a problem solver like that. #MondayMarilyn http://pic.twitter.com/kLgTPp0OP6

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 5, 2016

My Monday is not going too well, if you were wondering.

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 5, 2016

One piece of Dorito I'm eating went vertical and impaled the roof of my mouth. How's your Monday so far?

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 5, 2016

A 30 min phone call with #Chase about a charge I'm trying to dispute is fucking going nowhere. How's your Monday so far?

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 5, 2016

I forgot to take my back pain meds this morning so now I'm just a grumpy, aching son of a gun!
How's your Monday so far?

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 5, 2016

You know, I haven't even had the time to watch SNL, and I'm not even the President elect. How does he find the time?

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 4, 2016

One photo place I called hung up on me once I mentioned I need @Canada passport measurements. I think I just confused her. #whataHoser

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 3, 2016