Still remember when we met you, Shep. We know you like ships.

“How you get there is the worthier part.” #RIPBook http://bit.ly/2gxU27f http://pic.twitter.com/8c49Ii3BVl

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) November 26, 2016

What did I say, America? What did I …..? I’m not even surprised anymore. http://bit.ly/2ghaEjc http://bit.ly/2fCKqJA

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) November 26, 2016

Sorry. This is more accurate of me bringing it in. @pixedancer @Strawberrywish @abzdafab @mangrastubbs @megobits http://pic.twitter.com/KXlTk4kyjC

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) November 26, 2016

Watch out. I’m bringing it in! @Strawberrywish @pixedancer @abzdafab @mangrastubbs @megobits http://pic.twitter.com/XftHZxlOhS

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) November 26, 2016

Why in the Hell am I looking for Black Friday deals online like I’m some kind of person who has money to spend?

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) November 26, 2016

Okay America! If I hear somebody gets trampled and dies (again) because of Black Friday deals, THAT IS IT! I AM DONE!

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) November 25, 2016

Happy Thanksgiving #Lunicorns. I am thankful for each of you. @Strawberrywish @megobits @keller_007 @mangrastubbs @pixedancer @abzdafab

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) November 24, 2016

This is my impression of my wife when I try to help cook for Thanksgiving.

“Please get out of my kitchen!”

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) November 24, 2016

#HappyThanksgiving to all! Be thankful to all and try not to piss anyone off today.
Well, at least try.

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) November 24, 2016

Awesome Show last night with @EJUpclose. Here’s my pathetic attempt
on this classic guitar tune by him. – http://bit.ly/2g10lQR

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) November 18, 2016