I just realized I can't read @Amy__Macdonald's name without singing it to the tune of The Beatles' Lady Madonna. #comeonsingit

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 21, 2016

.@strawberrywish made me this playlist and made sure she included @norahjones coz I love @NorahJones and I'm sure @NorahJones loves me too. http://pic.twitter.com/aDxkmgosdF

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 20, 2016

It is trying to defeat me. Jokes on Monday though. I'm already defeated. http://bit.ly/2hNFXDz

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 20, 2016

Laughter is the best medicine?
I say Morphine. "Morphine" is the best medicine. http://bit.ly/2hNx6lh http://pic.twitter.com/upui3HpYPz

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 20, 2016

According to this chocolate I ate, I should take one. So, "Siri, cancel my next 8 hours." http://bit.ly/2gTRJtU http://pic.twitter.com/B3twnyxSbI

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 19, 2016

Ok, I admit. I have a problem with those sites. But I still want out of this abusive relationship with Mondays. Also Tuesdays and the rest. http://bit.ly/2hM2pgf

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 19, 2016

That's the main problem! I didn't subscribe at all. http://bit.ly/2hM82ee

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 19, 2016

After a horrible weekend, I spilled my coffee on the way to work. Now I smell like the fresh granules of the mountain hills of Colombia.

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 19, 2016

I'm with the Rebellion! http://bit.ly/2hMxrrg http://pic.twitter.com/VVmFmSKHH3

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 16, 2016

I got invited for a premiere showing of #RogueOne tomorrow but I can't because I'll be adulting and now I have no more will to live. http://pic.twitter.com/oZ6tkB9EvO

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 16, 2016