Maligayang Pasko, #Pilipinas! http://pic.twitter.com/gGoVPirxds

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 24, 2016

Unless of course you're one of those who think Xmas is all about gifts, then go.
I also wish your phone would fall into the toilet.

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 24, 2016

Glad Ms. @carrieffisher is stable.
Let's just not all leave our houses, okay? We don't need to buy gifts for everyone anyways.

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 24, 2016

"To me, she's royalty."

Hoping for the best. #CarrieFisher

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 23, 2016

Hey Xmas adverts! Are you trying to sell me stuff or make me cry? Now I'm all sad and depressed. Wait! Now I see how Retail Therapy works!

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 21, 2016

I just realized I can't read @Amy__Macdonald's name without singing it to the tune of The Beatles' Lady Madonna. #comeonsingit

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 21, 2016

.@strawberrywish made me this playlist and made sure she included @norahjones coz I love @NorahJones and I'm sure @NorahJones loves me too. http://pic.twitter.com/aDxkmgosdF

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 20, 2016

It is trying to defeat me. Jokes on Monday though. I'm already defeated. http://bit.ly/2hNFXDz

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 20, 2016

Laughter is the best medicine?
I say Morphine. "Morphine" is the best medicine. http://bit.ly/2hNx6lh http://pic.twitter.com/upui3HpYPz

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 20, 2016

According to this chocolate I ate, I should take one. So, "Siri, cancel my next 8 hours." http://bit.ly/2gTRJtU http://pic.twitter.com/B3twnyxSbI

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 19, 2016