On my flight route to Canada.
I have more than 4 hours of layover.
So allow me to update this site of where I’m at.
It’ll help my sanity.

Here we go.

At MCO Orlando airport:

1. -6am- Holy Crap, Mr. TSA agent! That was some thorough frisking you did there.
Are we engaged now, or what?
I think you forgot to pat down my left testicle.

2. -630- Alright. I’m in. It is too early to do anything. Too early to be awake too.

3. -720- I guess I better go sit by my gate. Am having too much fun people watching.

4. -800- Gonna board soon.

5. -815- This guy sitting next to me is a spitting image of my brother Brian. Body built and all. I would take his picture so I can show my brother, but I don’t want to be weird between us the whole flight. He’s a big guy and he can kill me. That TSA agent already violated me today. I’m tired.