Author: Ty

Going back

Well. That’s my time in Ottawa.

I really had a great time. As always.
My sincerest thanks to my family and friends who always make Ottawa, my home.
And we ate out so much, I was literally crawling back to the car.
I actually gained 10 lbs. on my first 3 days. No joke.
I was so full, I didn’t know what was happening half the time.

Anyways,
Am at the Airport now and waiting for my flight.

Tu vas me manquer, Ottawa.
I will miss you a lot.

Travel Track 2

At DTW – Detroit Airport:

1) -1130- This place is huge. I’m freakin’ starving! Gonna find me some nourishment.

2) -1252- That’s the fifth guy I saw with an iPad. (Bastard! I hate you!) I want one.

3) -1300- You know, I’m not much into “people watching,” but man, these people are crazy!

4) -1309- Good God, Sir! I don’t think your friend on the phone is deaf. Can he not hear you or you just like attention?

5) -1322- I learned this guy’s life story and medical condition just because he talks so loud on the phone. Maybe I should do the same and blurt out about my epileptic anus.

6) -1327- Nevermind. I farted on him.
I’m leaving.

7) -1333- Been listening to Tenacious D this whole time. It really fills my heart with Heavy Metal Rage!

8 ) -1400- Alright. Gonna board soon. The Pilot is here. I think he’s drunk.

Travel Track

On my flight route to Canada.
I have more than 4 hours of layover.
So allow me to update this site of where I’m at.
It’ll help my sanity.

Here we go.

At MCO Orlando airport:

1. -6am- Holy Crap, Mr. TSA agent! That was some thorough frisking you did there.
Are we engaged now, or what?
I think you forgot to pat down my left testicle.

2. -630- Alright. I’m in. It is too early to do anything. Too early to be awake too.

3. -720- I guess I better go sit by my gate. Am having too much fun people watching.

4. -800- Gonna board soon.

5. -815- This guy sitting next to me is a spitting image of my brother Brian. Body built and all. I would take his picture so I can show my brother, but I don’t want to be weird between us the whole flight. He’s a big guy and he can kill me. That TSA agent already violated me today. I’m tired.

Getting Ready!

Just got settled in this Orlando Hotel.
I am Canada Bound by tomorrow.

Ahhh. I can already smell the scent of Ottawa.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Oh and the air smells like bacon.

I like bacon.

Let’s try this again.

Okay.
I just renewed this domain name and my host subscription.
Let’s see how we’re going to revive this site.

I have been uninspired for so long
and have been stuck on a sour note.
It’s time to look for other means of movement.

Plus I need to remind myself that I have this website to write to.
Also, I should keep in mind that those social networking sites are not mine.
I just use them to extend this site’s reach.

Even though it is easier to access those sites
and able to comment on them seamlessly,
I realized I still have some loyal visitors,
Who even though I haven’t updated this in so long,
I still see them come back, as it shows on my link referrers.

So.
Now!
Watch out for some new stuff.
Let’s see how we’re going to liven up “The Den.”

…

Errr. Anybody got any ideas?

Anyway Poem

This is probably the best Poem I have ever read.

Mother Teresa’s Anyway Poem

People are often unreasonable, illogical and self centered;
Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.

If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies;
Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
Build anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
Give the world the best you’ve got anyway.

You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and your God;
It was never between you and them anyway.

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