Enter scene:

Father and 3 year old son,
walking towards the backyard.

Father, holding his coffee cup,
sat by the patio chairs.

3 year old son,
with toy cars in hand,
also sat by the chairs,
putting his toys on the table.

As Father takes a sip of his coffee,
3 year old son, adjusts his chair to get situated,
accidentally hits his leg under the table.

BAM!

3 Year old son shouts,

“Ouch!”

(Silence)

“Damn it!”

Exit scene:

Father, wiping his mouth,
after spitting coffee.

He must have picked that up from either Blues Clues,
or Dora the Explorer.
Or his Mother.

Because “Father”, still swears in Filipino.
Well.
He tries, at least.