Almost 2 weeks have passed,
when all three of us went through the plague.

We’re not all quite well yet, but we are doing much better.
At least, Tyler is back to his old, playful self,
even though he is still congested and coughing.

Tracy is still going thru some whooping cough episode fits,
and I still have the cold, and my head is still filled with an
unending supply of gunk and snot.

Anyways,
While I was busy upgrading my condition from “dying” to “ill”,
I did a lot of thinking, since I didn’t do much,
and I was in the bathroom a lot.

Here are some knowledge I have acquired lately.

1. Sleep deprivation can make you hallucinate.

2. Coughs, sneezes, throat itch, will all happen at the same time, when you finally fall asleep.

3. You can never watch too much TV.

4. I sometimes watch Oprah and Dr. Phil because I can’t afford a therapist.
(Well, I don’t watch it “watch it”, I just see if they’re going to talk about my problems on that episode.)

5. Tyler’s new favourite movie is Alladin, and after watching it for the 28th time, that monkey Abu, is starting to look good.
(Or tasty.)

6. When nothing is on TV, you somehow find yourself tuning on to Dora the Explorer, even though your kid is not watching it with you.

7. Can you blame me, All they show on TV is Angelina Jolie, getting pregnant by some guy.
(Or something like that.)

8. Dora’s last name is Marquez.

9. You can never spend too much time on the internet.

10. It’s true that you can find absolutely anything on the internet, but when you actually find it, the website doesn’t work.

11. Some people came across this site, because I showed up first on a search engine, when they typed “obnoxious people proof” and “seaman stanes.”

Okay okay, I better stop there.
Because I know what you’re thinking.

I know you wanted to try that last one,
to see if I really do show up on the search.

Yeah! I’m psychic you know.

Oh no, no wait,
What you’re really thinking is,

“Why did I even waste my time here?”

Anyway,
Here are some cool links so we can all drink from the
Shadafa cup!

You’re in the driver’s seat — Taxi (funny)
Time for some PacMan — Ezpresso
Questions you have about the Japanese — Japan FAQ
Do it yourself help — DIY.com (Lhy, you might find these useful)
Urban Legends reference — snopes.com
Who were you in your past life — Past Life Analysis