I think the reason why I have so much bad luck,
and a lot of heartache and misery,

is because I never forward those Emails I get about something
that was from someone,
that if I didn’t forward them to 10 of my friends,
I will have 500 years of bad luck.

Man,
The internet is a cruel place.

Good thing I forwarded it on MICE PAYS!

I am just kidding, I am not on Myspace.
I am not that desperate.