I was just re-visiting some of my writings here and I just realized that
we moved here in Florida, 7 years ago today.
And what I have learned back then remains true to this day.

If you ever need a Drivers License,
you should come here and get one.
Because they are giving it away here for free!

No one here knows how to drive.
You do not need to!
They will not check for your maneuvering abilities,
it will throw off their chaotic system of driving.

All you need is a strong heart,
a heavy foot to step on the gas,
(which comes in very handy when you go through red lights)
Oh.. and the ability to use your Middle finger.

Make sure you can drive fast too.
Because these people have guns.
And they will use it.

Oh and the thing that I learned which still remains true?
And that is…

“Common sense is not really so common.”