A couple of weeks ago,

Nikki, a very good friend of mine,
sent us this “modified” song lyrics,
making us guess what song it was.

I thought it was pretty funny,
so I decided to play it.

Anyways,
If you did not spend your childhood in the Philippines,
or currently not residing there,
this would not make any sense at all.

So just allow me to post this tune,
and maybe you could sing along.

Just follow the bouncing ball.

–You’re gonna have to forgive me.
I was laughing when I did this.

Valer Kuberch

Valer kuberch, kahit jutay
Ang julamantrax donchi ay anek-anek.
Nyongkamas at nutring, nyogarilyas at kipay
Nyitaw, nyotaw, jutani.
Kundol, jutola, jupot jolabastrax
At mega join-join pa, jobanox nyustasa.
Nyubuyax, nyomatis, nyowang at luyax
And around the keme ay fulnes ng linga.

*Thanks Niks!