New song added.

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I really didn’t think I could do this one,
for obvious reasons.

And when I say obvious reasons,
I mean I really can’t do this song.

But when I was in the Philippines,
and we were hitting the “Magic Mic Karaoke Machine”
at my sister Beth’s place,
Kristine insisted that I sing this one.

And when I say insisted,
I mean I better do it or she would literally twist my arm.

So I did,
And I was actually surprised I was able to finish this one,
with only minor injuries.

It was probably because I was on my 3rd glass of wine,
Or it was from fear.

Nevertheless,
It has inspired me to do and try a lot more songs
that I normally wouldn’t attempt.

In conclusion, after doing this song,
I realized, that I still can’t do it.
But I will not spare you the agony of hearing this one.

So, here’s a great song by Journey,
and how it came out of my brain, my voice and fingers.

Faithfully

:Voice and all instruments by – Ty Martell

Click here for Lyrics.

Just maybe…

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I think the reason why I have so much bad luck,
and a lot of heartache and misery,

is because I never forward those Emails I get about something
that was from someone,
that if I didn’t forward them to 10 of my friends,
I will have 500 years of bad luck.

Man,
The internet is a cruel place.

Good thing I forwarded it on MICE PAYS!

I am just kidding, I am not on Myspace.
I am not that desperate.

Brother

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My deepest condolences to you.

Exactly a month ago, you were consoling me.
I am sorry you had to go through the same thing.

Be strong, kapatid.

We love you,
Denden, Anthony, Jhon2, Mike, Joy and Erick.
The rest of the ESL Posse and Bosco ’91.

There they go again.

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I have written about it before – Click here

And here it is again.

Click here

My Gosh!
Year after year.

These crazy Americans and their crazy Hard-Core-Sale-Shopping.

Yes, I am bitter!

I am bitter not because I was not able to get that Blu Ray DVD player at Walmart,
but because, even though they slashed the price down to a ridiculous amount,
I still can’t afford it!

I blame the economy
and my outrageous addiction to drugs, sex and rock and roll!

Happy Thanksgiving.

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There are many things I would like to be thankful for.

But what tops the list is that,
I am thankful I have not lost my mind yet.

Maybe.

I don’t think.

I am pretty sure.

Yes.

I like eggs.

Hello, my name is…

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I read Anne’s post a couple of days ago, which made me remember this.

When she showed a picture of a Starbucks’ red cup for the holidays,
I immediately thought of this post I have meant to share with you.
And it has been in my Drafts for almost a year now.

Let me start with this little story.

You see,
For some reason,
People always mis-spell my name.
Always.

(more…)

The results are in.

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I did this post last September,
about “A Favour – For A Cause”

The results are in,
if you want to know how the million dollars got distributed.

Check out the results here –> TripAdvisor.com/Causes

Thank you to all those who contributed their time
for a very good cause.

Aren’t you glad you clicked on something worthy and productive,
rather than forwarding an email spam,
in the hopes that Bill Gates will give everyone a million dollars?

Tacsiyapo!

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Tacsiyapo \tak-sha-po\

There‘s this place we went to where you can release your stress and anger,
by throwing stuff to a wall.

As you can see from the pictures,
you can throw all sorts of stuff.
From plates, to saucers, to teacups,
from old wall clocks and T.V.s
for a fee.

And you get to choose your target
where you can smash your frustrations the most.

From In-laws,
to Ex-Wives,
to Parents,
to Employers,
to Creditors,
to pretty much every single one you know.

You just have to shout Tacsiyapo! Before you make your throw.

I am not really sure what “Tacsiyapo” means.
I think it means “Shame on you.”

I did toss some plates on the wall.
I wasn’t really frustrated, I just wanted to break stuff.
And yes it did feel pretty good.

I am sorry I do not have any pictures of me tossing the plates,
since we were all laughing so hard.
And we were pretty scared the fragments might bounce back and hit us.
That would not be good.

But to be honest with you,
The real “TACSIYAPO” in this little gimmick they have,
Is when you go to the cashier
and pay for the stuff you purposely broke.

500 Pesos???

TACSIYAPO!!