• Down to Mexico – http://t.co/w5qiluj4 #
  • "Just because I couldn't do it today, doesn't mean I'm not going to be able to do it someday" – Arthur Boorman – http://t.co/N9X3WP8s #
  • Is it too late for a #StarWars all cast group pic? Of course not. http://t.co/YOj0BNVB #
  • A guitar with a custom carved gargoyle? Why yes. I do want it. http://t.co/NIAGvu4V #
  • Apparently a side effect of the meds I'm taking is enhanced irritability. I wonder if that would stand in court if I murder anyone. Or when. #
  • Walking with my shadow. http://t.co/844M7tlL #
  • Just feeling the sea. http://t.co/xO9tW1Fe #
  • Excuse me. What are your store hours? http://t.co/FaqWgPpK #
  • Shout out to these chills that are multiplyin' #
  • "You put your arms around me and I'm home." – @christinaperri #nowplaying #
  • Instagram is acting up weeks after it was purchased by Facebook. Coincidence? I think not. #
  • Come to think if it, if I was bought with billions of dollars, I would act up too. #
  • T-Mobile will start supporting the iPhone by year end. My AT&T contract expires around that time. Coincidence? I think not. #exodus #
  • If my stupid car won't start again. I'll tell you how. #waystopickmeup
    I think I got this hashtag wrong. #
  • Uuggh! This teeth grinding has to stop. #
  • I know it's old, but this is the best autotune so far. #sweetbrown #coldpop http://t.co/J8flJp9y #
  • You mean I have to go outside again today? It's dangerous outside. The civil war happened outside. #