• I don’t want to brag but,
    that nap was EPIC! #
  • “I hang my head and I advertised, ‘A soul for sale or rent.’” #
  • “Was it all wasted? All that love?” #saveme #
  • Hey, Forever!
    What the hell happened to you? #lies #
  • Saying “No” to something that meant the world to you is more exhausting than you think. #ThingsILearnedToday #
  • Now the clouds come and the rain starts. Just to complete the mood. #
  • Oh hello, Monday. What will it be today? The usual? Okay. I’ll turn around.
    Whoa! Your hands are cold! #
  • Fact: Most people are only nice when they need a favour. #
  • You look nice today! #ineedafavour #
  • Fact: People always let you know how little sleep they got. #ionlyhad2hours #
  • A friend of mine sent me this.
    It’s disturbingly true. #funny http://t.co/1We0MoNJ #
  • I wonder why I get followed by fashion accounts here. Must be from that time I bought a Jessica McClintock dress from eBay. #didnotfitme #
  • My God, Monday! Aren’t you done with me yet? #
  • Launch / @iSubApp / Shuffle / All Folders / Enjoy #music #
  • That’s great.
    Now I’m craving some good soup.
    Or noodles. #foodtweets #
  • For the kids who don’t know Phyllis Diller, she’s the voice of the Queen in “A Bug’s Life.” Princess Atta and Dot’s Mom. #GreatActress #RIP #
  • Everytime I read the Nearby Tweets on my twitter client, scares the bajeebus out of me. #avoidghettooption #
  • Haha! Trying this new Avatar. Let the unfollow count commence. #imsorry #
  • It was raining so hard on the way home, I had to turn off the radio so I can see better. #
  • I’m going to bed, Twitter. You coming?
    I promise I’ll behave. #maybe #
  • I even creeped myself out there. #sorry #
  • This quote. Who said it? I like him. http://t.co/Vn3aJPao #
  • I like this one too. #quote #truth http://t.co/RcNlOAml #
  • I don’t get the non stop game invites here too. : ) RT @leriemartell: im on twitter because im hiding from ppl on my facebook! #
  • It's simple. Spock vaporizes Rock! #bigbangtheory http://t.co/hCblMKmr #
  • Screw it. I changed it back. I looked like an old man preying on girls 20 years younger than me on that pic. #creepy #datelineguy #
  • I knew I shouldn’t have picked this face at the plastic surgery catalogue. #itwasonsale #
  • Am I the only one excited about the severe thunderstorm that’s about to hit this area? #stormfan #
  • Wow. Someone lent me their umbrella just in case I get caught in the rain while I’m out. Is that that “good karma” they’re talking about? #
  • Ooh!! Here comes the rain!
    Let’s play some Eurythmics music. #
  • Shout out to this rain that just came.
    Falling on my head like a memory or a new emotion. #
  • Holy crap! That thunder was scary! I wish my nanny was here singing me her favourite things at times like this. Then I won’t feel so bad. #
  • Weird thing about @iaminigomontoya replying to me was, my first name is Tyrone. The name of the guy he was looking for. #5fingercheck in reply to iaminigomontoya #
  • Thanks to your post @EireannDolan !
    I had a tweet exchange with @iaminigomontoya
    I will not win this one. #inconceivable #
  • “Save Me” – Queen #ASongIKnowAllTheLyricsTo #
  • “Somebody” – @depechemode #ASongIKnowAllTheLyricsTo #
  • Funny how they say that “Time heals all wounds” when it really doesn’t. It just redirects your pain somewhere else. #neverthesame #truth #
  • This @Fender 60's Strat is on sale for 1050$ with 50$ off. I just need to come up with the thousand bucks! #classictone http://t.co/UbOdwqEM #
  • Your face. #ThingsINeverGetTiredOfSeeing #
  • A great storm cloud. #ThingsINeverGetTiredOfSeeing http://t.co/ZxZgjQWr #
  • Nothing changed on how I eat lunch from my college days.
    I still eat alone. Still have a sandwich and coke.

    -Except now my coke has rum. #

  • Guess who got caught out in the rain? #raiseshand #soaked #
  • There should be a day where twitter users recommend who to follow on this thing. #
  • Oh Friday. I have nothing left for you.
    The last 4 days bullied me. #
  • Haha! Thanks. You’re funny.

    RT @duranobsessed: #FF @denofmusic !!!! ;)) x #

  • You guys. No lie. I dreamt that @SimonJCLeBON and I were best friends and we were singing. At a @duranduran party. #didntwanttowakeup #
  • Then he told me to stop. Or something. I couldn’t really hear him. #
  • #FF @duranobsessed
    She’s got great taste in music. : ) #
  • “I can’t Brain today.
    I haz da dumb.” #
  • Which reminds me.
    Better go check Facebook for a sec. #
  • My people love me. Especially when I go to Burger King and wear the crown. RT @duranobsessed: #FF @denofmusic He got great taste in people! #
  • You’ll know it when it comes. #floralfriday http://t.co/yKLHJJ88 #
  • And I choose this one for #flashbackfriday #dontjudgeme http://t.co/ozIcKffF #
  • “I need to hide away from the pain. There’s something out there I can’t resist.” – Heart #flashbackfriday @officialheart #
  • Shout out to my Angel.
    She's still a Centerfold. #
  • Damnit @abbietaylor67 !!
    I have no moves! #snicker #hihihi http://t.co/qm3evNlE #
  • This chocolate bar is not just hitting the spot. It’s kicking that spot’s ass too. #nomnom #
  • I will never be as smooth as this Smooth Canadian. http://t.co/pipkR4V5 #
  • “What the hell was that?” – #WordsThatDescribeMe #