• Gold! Always believe in your soul! Thanks @RosieMacLennan #teamCanada #2012Olympics #
  • Gabby Douglas went thru years of training, extreme pressure competing and won the Gold. Yet people criticized her hair? #thisisyourfuture #
  • Contrary to popular belief that I can’t cook, The kid said he wants me to give him the recipe to the hotdogs we just ate. #suckonthatEmeril #
  • “If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
    It’s slick to stick a lock upon your stock.” #tonguetwister #goodadvice #sayit5times #
  • I may have found the most epic picture on the internet. #geek #starwars http://t.co/GxSSOsAu #

  • Anyone can cook http://t.co/SvLk6rhP #
  • Number 14 is my favorite on this.
    RT @HuffingtonPost: Remembering Marilyn Monroe (PHOTOS) http://t.co/wkTf7qp4 #
  • “I won’t be able to attend your party next week because I have a headache.” #legitexcuses #
  • That US-LITHUANIA basketball game was intense. #Olympics2012 #
  • So ends another day.
    How long has it been?
    And I still don’t know
    how to wash off
    the taste of shame
    and rejection. #isuckatthis #
  • It was discovered by the Germans in 1904 which means “I’m lonely and desperate.” RT @brymartell: What the fuck is a carly rae jepsen? #
  • The more you know. #schooled #
  • How come I never read this? Trailer looks great. Life Of Pi – Official Trailer: http://t.co/3QqL6DyF #
  • The most beautiful woman who has ever walked this earth, died 50 years ago today. I think she's more than what we saw. http://t.co/FrMux92S #
  • The United States is NOT the greatest country in the world. But it can be. – : http://t.co/Pyu2fjMS #
  • Oh my God, You guys! I just got unfriended on Facebook. They sure showed me. Now my whole life is ruined. #nofuckstogive #
  • This music I’m recording.
    It doesn’t like me. #
  • Sometimes I wonder if Scooby gets so high that instead of saying “Scooby Dooby Doo!” he says “Yabba Dabba Doo!” #deepthoughts #
  • Give the approximate distance intended when a person points with their lips. Explain. #RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions #
  • Sino si Kaka? At bakit sya bubuka-bukaka? Defend your answer. #RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions #
  • Who will paint the Light and Shades? Explain. #RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions #
  • Oh FFS! It’s been weeks and I still get upset when I find things out. #
  • I agree, brothers. To celebrate #FriendshipDay I will destroy my liver later tonight! – @Cholo4LF @darwinmaming in reply to Cholo4LF #
  • So, can people move to #Mars yet? And by “people,” I meant “Me.”
    Cc: @NASA @MarsCuriosity #
  • Dear #NASA
    I would like to officially Volunteer to bring #music to #Mars
    Where do I sign up? #
  • So be it.
    We’ll settle the score. #
  • “Feeling all alone without a friend, you know I feel like dying. I want you to want me.” – #nowplaying #
  • “I’m learning all about my life, by looking through her eyes.” – Dream Theater @dreamtheaternet #nowplaying #
  • There was never a time where I didn’t listen to Herbie Hancocks’s song “Rock it” without doing the robot dance. #childofthe80s #
  • I always come to a point where I make a decision between losing weight or buying bigger clothes.

    – I just bought two new pants. #

  • No shame with today’s game #Canada ladies team. You all fought valiantly. #giveyoureverything #Olympics2012 #
  • Dear #TeamUSA basketball team. Just give the ball to Kevin Durant. His hands are Gold right now! #Olympics2012 #
  • What the hell? That guy punched Carmelo Anthony in the stomach? OH, IT IS ON!! #cheapshot #TeamUSA #Olympics2012 #
  • I’m pretty sure that long haired guy who plays for Brazil was a member of Menudo. #Olympics2012 #
  • Sometimes, don’t you ever wonder how can you live with yourself? How can you sleep at night?
    No? Maybe just me then. #
  • Quick. Retweet this.
    I’ll explain later. #
  • It has come to a point where whenever I’m hungry and looking for food ideas, I go to instagram. #sadbuttrue #
  • Hi. Please take me with you. #seriously #
  • And that’s it for me. #goodnight #besafePhilippines #
  • #Philippines
    There's not much we can do right now. We just have to ride this one out. Be safe, everyone. #
  • A typical conversation between @jojoqellis and me.

    Me: If KStew and RPatz can’t find love, the rest of us are doomed.

    Her: ULUL! #

  • Alright. You guys.
    I’m ready. #apocalypse #endofdays http://t.co/AdQiSnyK #
  • That Heytell cleanup was both heartbreaking and exhausting. Must. Walk. It. Off. #
  • It has been 10 days and the rain hasn’t stopped. Heard that the flood waters are still rising. #Manila #
  • Shout out to @erinRyder13 for keeping her faith for whatever shit @joshuagates puts her through. #DestinationTruth #
  • Ahhh!! There it is! I was waiting for an IKEA joke to come somewhere! @joshuagates @erinRyder13 #DestinationTruth #
  • Shout out to “Swedish women.” causing car accidents since the ancient times. Not even a world explorer is safe. @joshuagates #ormeatballs #
  • I was pretty sure I told myself a hundred times not to watch these horror shows with the lights off. Now I hear every noise in this house. #
  • The vending machine just took my dollar! Gave me nothing! I’m so thirsty! #firstworldproblems #
  • “I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you’re in the world.” #
  • I couldn't stop looking at this… #Beatles #AbbeyRoad http://t.co/2JU9qlSC #
  • Talking to a friend about relationships makes me learn more about myself better.
    It’s weird and funny at the same time. #
  • “You are a big part of the relationship you are pursuing. If they are not willing to pursue you, then what’s the point?” #quotes #mine #
  • The heroic stories I've read about the Philippines dealing with this disaster, may restore your faith in humanity. #mabuhay #
  • RT @IamLotusFausto @denofmusic “I noticed since you posted your latest song, the rain never stopped.”

    //You may have a point here, friend. in reply to IamLotusFausto #

  • Well #goodmorning Twitter. I made it here. Present and accounted for.
    I can’t promise the rest of the day though. #
  • You know me.
    Giving up is my hobby. #
  • “I don’t care too much for money. Money can’t buy me love.” – Beatles.

    “Clearly this song is made in the old days.” – Me #

  • #imissyou No! Not you.
    You. #
  • You’re weird.
    I like you. #
  • What the hell happened to you? #10ThingsIGetAlot #
  • #Canada gets Bronze in women’s football! #Olympics #giveyoureverything #
  • This is why you’re my hero!
    RT @SimonJCLeBON: Ooh lah lah! 102degF expected in the Bay area today. I suggest that everyone goes topless. #
  • I talk to this guy. Disagrees with everything I say, yet he expects me to accept his. #ass #
  • Can anyone tell me coz I don’t get it. Why are the people upset about Gabby Douglas’ hair? What’s wrong with it? Are the medals not enough? #
  • Another throwback post! #throwbackthursday http://t.co/Qfbwgdf7 #
  • I have this weird feeling that someone is looking for me. #goodmorning #
  • Four unfollowed me in one night?
    What do you say to that, Peter? http://t.co/5KsYg01g #
  • I'll never figure out how the human brain works.

    -I was making some tea and I suddenly remembered the names of the members of Menudo. #

  • I bet it was awesome!
    RT @ChaiseCandie: Thanks babe!! RT @denofmusic: Have a great show! Show them how it’s done. : ) #life #
  • Do you like to dance? Don’t lie. I know you do. Check out the music of @ChaiseCandie – get a sample on her Facebook page. #life #music #
  • “Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.” #sweetsummersweat #
  • The guitar solo on Hotel California talks to me like I’m its bitch. #
  • “Look around your world, pretty baby. Is it everything you hoped it’d be?” #rolltome #nowplaying #
  • These new pants are too big. That's just great!
    Now I'm gonna have to gain more weight.

    -It's frustrating. #

  • Ahhh. The smell of freedom. #weekendbegins #