• Hi. My name is Ty, and I have a @youtube page.
    http://t.co/nKYZRYDD #
  • There are a hundred things wrong with this movie coming out. I have to see it. http://t.co/rKpYKMPx #
  • Top of the morning to ya!
    -you have to read that with an Irish accent or else it’s not gonna work. #
  • I can’t tell if this kid is saying Buzz Lightyear” or “Budweiser.” #ineedadrink #
  • "I clothed myself in your glory and your love. How I loved you. How I cried." – Queen http://t.co/tAmyaPFu #
  • "You've broken my heart and now you leave me." – Queen http://t.co/xmoXqnB7 #
  • Thank you to the ones who have given their all. So you and I can hear the sound of freedom. Happy Memorial Day. http://t.co/3yVvbfuU #
  • News: Researchers have discovered how to make ketchup not stick to the bottle for an easy pour.

    In Other News: Still no cure for Cancer. #

  • This “memo” you speak of, I never get one. I don’t want one. #
  • Shout out to the Right Place. The Right Time is always late.
    Cc: @MrGeorgeWallace #
  • “Watching the news makes you realize how the times are changing.” – Me.

    “I fucking told you.” – Bob Dylan #

  • “No sense worrying.
    All will be alright. – Me

    “WTF! Didn’t I tell you that?” – Bob Marley #

  • Without my Comcast Internet wifi, this dang phone on AT&T is freaking useless. I had to use the 2G network just like how my ancestors did. #
  • Thanks to a Ms. Jane from Comcast support for the quick help on my cable and Internet. I’m very impressed. #handmetheremote #
  • Rondo was scaring James. So they hit him in the face. #ouch #
  • I’m pretty sure Wade stayed in the air for like 5 minutes with that hang time shot. #nba #
  • And a good night to all. #
  • Today’s anger is brought to you by 6 slow vehicles driving on the fast lane.
    Oblivious to everyone. #goodmorning #
  • The song “Spanish Sands” by @TheImagineers makes me want to Get on a horse and ride into the sunset of Barcelona. #andnevercomeback #
  • “There’s a little black spot on the sun today.” #
  • In the #music of my life, I’m just waiting for the guitar solo. Then, Boom!! #
  • Apparently, my mp3 player/camera is also capable of phone calls. What will they come up next? #
  • Holy shit. Milli Vanilli just came on.
    Or is it them? #magic899 #
  • Happy Birthday, Norma Jean.
    Cc: @MarilynMonroe #
  • Shout out to those who still wiggle it. Even just a little bit. #
  • Shout out to all the jams that have been pumped up. #
  • Shout out to those who go crazy when they hear a cymbal and a hi-hat with a souped up tempo. #
  • “Don’t talk just kiss. Let your tongue fool around.” #
  • Come to think of it, Venus truly was my fire and my desire. #
  • The only problem with this national donut day is that I don't have one in my mouth #