“Hey.
Didn’t you say you’re gonna update this site more often?”

“Yes, I did.”

“Well, where are they?”

“Uhm. I didn’t really say when.
Plus you should know by now that my disorder is that I’m a compulsive liar.
In fact I’m lying to you right now.”

Gimme a break. I’m always on drugs since the surgery. And I’m also lazy.
You should know that by now too.