• “@duranduran: What's your favorite bass line by @thisistherealJT?” // The Girls On Film chorus. JT is one of the most underrated bassist. #
  • How about giving me a decent signal in my area first? #attfail
    AT&T Chokes Unlimited Data Dead. – http://t.co/3HyLUxU #
  • Three voice mails from yesterday, just showed up today.
    Important ones too. Thank you very much AT&T! #attfail #
  • #dearyoungself – Do not put yourself last. Your happiness matters too. #
  • That's great. There's a big shortage of them. RT @2kidsand1dog: Me: Liam, what do you want to be when you grow up? Liam: A real person. #
  • They like me. http://post.ly/2kNw8 #
  • My @google+ on iOS hangs when I add more than 2 on the "Following" circle. Anyone else have this problem? #googleplus #
  • I am sleepy and hungry at the same time. I don't know which one to remedy. #firstworldproblems #
  • Just cancel the rest of your day.
    http://t.co/8U3o7by #
  • Cooling off on a hot day. http://t.co/3wBPWY5 #
  • ..and when I try to shut my mouth, they come out anyway.
    – [SR-71] #
  • is listening to "Scarified" by Racer X #
  • is listening to "Lucifer's Hammer" by Racer X #
  • Abracadabra? RT @KariByron: What do atheists scream instead of "Oh my God!"? #
  • Ok. I'm going back to my world now.
    Goodnight. #
  • Off for a morning walk.
    Gonna see how the world smells like today. #
  • This animation is awesome! http://t.co/gowAA9K #
  • I don't care if Monday's blue,
    Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too.
    Thursday I don't care about you.
    It's Friday, I'm in love!
    #goodmorning #
  • Time for the morning therapy walk.

    And by walk, I mean "spy on my neighbor's yard." #

  • Damnit. I don't walk fast enough for the bugs not to catch me. #
  • – Currently listening to the tunes on denofmusic.com

    I like this guy. #loveyourown #