You know how sometimes you have issues with your families?
Oh yeah! You know what I mean.

You always end up fixing everybody’s troubles with everybody,
you can never live your life the way you want,
and you always have to live it how they want you to live.

Christmas, Birthdays, Holidays.
Always the same thing.
Something or someone will always piss you off. There is always one in the crowd.

But you know what is even worse?
People who tries to mind your families’ business.
Not only that, they mind your own freakin’ business too!!

They always tell you…
“Oh I just care and I treat you guys as family.”

Hahahahhahaha!!!
You are fuckin’ funny!!

I mean, even me and my brother don’t even get on each other’s business
And here you are, shovin’ your gossip-filled face on us?

I get pissed DAMMNNITT!!!!

You know, the more people I know,
the more I like my dog.

Come here Nimbus!!
Stop humping my leg!