One of the current news buzz around the country,
is the war on Christmas.

Apparently,
it has been considered by the politically correct police,
that Christmas is a very offensive word,
and they want all reference to the word “Christmas” be replaced by “Holiday.”

You know what?
They win.
I give in.

I have no problems,
saying Merry “Holiday” to everyone.

Buying “Holiday” gifts,
putting them under our “Holiday” tree
sending “Holiday” cards,
singing “Have yourself a very merry Holiday,”
or wonder if my true love gave me
a partridge in a pear tree on the 1st day of “Holiday.”

I wouldn’t dare offend anyone if I ever say the word “Christmas.”

Nope.
I have no problem with that whatsoever.

Only under one condition……….

That everyone agrees,
that we also change:

Hanukkah,
Kwanzaa,
Thanksgiving,
Chanukah,
Martin Luther King Day,
Valentines,
Mardi Gras,
Purim,
Easter,
Passover,
Mother’s Day,
Father’s Day,
Shavuot,
Independence Day,
Labor Day,
Columbus Day,
Veterans Day,
Rosh Hashanah,
Yom Kippur,
Sukkot,
Simchat Torah,
Ramadan,
Halloween,
Cinco De Mayo,
Visakah Puja,
Los Dias de los Muertos,

and,
Oh what the hell.
Let’s throw in our Birthdays too.