Season 2 of Heroes starts tonight.

If I am frothing in the mouth,
does that mean I am excited about this?

If I am doing all my chores now,
does that mean I do not want to be disturbed later
while this is on?

If Milo and Hayden are dating,
does that mean we will call them Mayden or Haylo?

Wait.
You can not date Claire, Peter.
She’s your niece.

Some people will think you’re sick.

But not me.
I think it’s cool

Think about it.

If these two Hero Lovebirds got it on.

Their kids will have Super-Mega-Ultra powers.
Probably with freakin lasers shooting from their eyes.

And their bones would be made of Adamantium.

And their brains, an equivalent of a super computer chip,
that calculates processes in mega-ultra-nano-seconds,
combination AMD / INTEL.
With 4 Gigabytes of RAM Cache surrounding their memory.

And their strength, equivalent of 300 Spartans battling in Thermopylae.

With their rock hard Abs…

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

Did I say that this will be their kids?

What I meant to say is that this is my self description.

Yes.

I AM SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!

-Heroes Tonight!
Woohoooo!!