I knew this day would come!
I have checked the stats on who sees my site,
and there was 2 people who viewed my website from New Zealand!

Click Here —->

I knew it!
It had to be from the Shire.
It must be Frodo.
Then he told Samwise to check it out too.

It had to be.
I just don’t see Rachel Hunter,
who is a native of New Zealand,
checking this crappy website out.

Ha!
Finally!!

Now, when they see this site again. (hopefully)

A big “Shout Out” to all you admirable Hobbits in the Shire!
Word up to all Bagginses and Boffins,
All Tooks and Brandybucks,
and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses,
and Hornblowers, and Bolgers, Bracegirdles.
Peace Out to the Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots.

What’s up y’all!!!

Oh,
and Frodo,

Call me.