So I was at the Doctors yesterday for my back,
and since I was a new patient,
I had to fill out a lot of forms.
You know, just so they know a bit about my medical record.

And in one of the questions regarding my health history,
I was asked to indicate if I:

#1 — Smoke.
If yes, how often.

#2 — Consume Alcohol.
If yes, how often.

and

#3 — Did take any illegal drugs or medications.

So my answer was,
#1 — No.
and for #2 — No.

So the doctor sees and reads it,
and mentions to me that I have no serious medical history.
Plus I don’t smoke and drink.

Then he said,
“That’s quite unfair.”

So, I chuckled a little bit.
But, in all honesty,
I have no clue what he meant by it.
Unfair?
Unfair to whom?

Did it mean that,
It was unfair to me that I do not partake in any bad habits?
And I don’t know how much I am missing by not consuming these substances.

Or was it unfair for other people who smoke and drink,
for they are addicted to the enjoyment of destroying their health?

See, these things are what I ponder about when it’s late at night
and I couldn’t sleep.
Or it’s what keeps me from admitting myself to a mental institution.

Oh, and the number 3 question on that form?
If I ever did any drugs?

The answer is No.

Because I get the same effect,
just by standing up very quickly.