28 years old today.

Now that I am “older” (but refuse to grow up) here’s what I’ve discovered:

1.) I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2.) My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3.) I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
4.) Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded.
5.) Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded.
6.) What were we talking about?
7.) It’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8.) Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.
9.) I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
10.) Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11.) Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
12.) It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
13.) The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you’re in the bathroom.
14.) If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
15.) When I’m finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
16.) Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren’t sleeping.
17.) It’s not hard to meet expenses … they’re EVERYWHERE!
18.) The only difference between a rut and a grave is in the depth.
19.) These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter…
I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I’m here after.
20.) If all is not lost, THEN WHERE IS IT?
21.) Did I tell you this already?

Anyways….
Thanks for all the greetings! From my family and my friends.
thanks to Will D. for this email
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Oh and a HAPPY VD to everyone!