Category: Just dabbling

Gimme a break!

My friend Abbie and I were talking today,
About how hard it must be for a guy,
to take the full responsibility of “Nurturing a child,”
and becoming a stay-at-home Dad.

And she asked me what I feel about it, based on my experience.

And I was honest with her,
I told her that there are days when a man can get so overwhelmed,
we feel like we’re gonna lose our minds.

As strong as we think we are,
we can only take so much.

“It must be a guy thing too.” I said.
“We’re just not as strong as women.”

We need to take a break from time to time.
A long, long break.

She laughingly agreed.

So I got into thinking.

It really is true.
Us men, have nothing to brag against women.
We can never compete with how they handle stress and pressure of raising a child.

Not to mention “childbirth.”

There is no way in this world,
us men will ever have any idea,
let alone grasp,
the feeling of a painful childbirth.

We can never top that.

Although,
one night,
I stepped on Tyler’s alphabet blocks.

That must have been pretty close.

Because it sure did hurt like a Mother Trucker!

Interesting Fact

On Wednesday of this week,
at two minutes and three seconds after ONE 0’Clock in the morning,

The time and date will be:

01:02:03 04/05/06

This will never happen again.
Well, at least not in our lifetime.

I find this really cool.

Because I am a geek.
And a little bit weird.

Remember this?

Hey, hey, hey!

Remember this post? — Aug. 24, 2005

Now check this out.

I was cleaning out the garage, right?
Then I saw this while I was sweeping the floor.

Click for larger image. –>

It’s a freakin’ snakeskin!
Inside the garage!
It freakin shed its skin inside the garage!

Now I have no clue how it got in.
Or if it ever got itself out.
I must have spent the whole day
looking for possible points of entry.

Now isn’t that lovely?
What more can aggravate my paranoia than
finding two serpents in this house.
In less than 7 months!

Maybe it’s a sign.
Maybe it’s a plague.
Maybe the apocalypse is coming.

Oh yeah!
The end of the world is near.

I know this.
I read that in the Bible.

Right after the story when Jesus journeyed through Mount Doom,
to throw the “Horcrux” into the boiling lake of lava
and turned it into wine

See?
I know this stuff.
I am smart.

I am so smart, I am practically retarded!

—–
Now let me share some cool links,
So I can forget about the fact that I am scared of snakes.
And I am in fear for my life.

How will I die quiz ““ quizopolis.com
Hendrix at Woodstock ““ google video (press play)
WW II in color — ww2incolor.com
Be quiet! ““ putfile.com (funny video)

Guess who I get to see?

Guess who I am going to see?

Look it!!!!!

Joe Satriani,
and Special guest, Eric Johnson.

My ticket came today!

Oh my God!
I am so excited, I am frothing in the mouth!

I’ll probably pee in my pants when I see Satch, and
faint when I see Eric.

What am I gonna do?
What will I wear?

You think Eric will sign my guitar?
(And when I say guitar, I meant my boobs.)

Domestic Violence

Music star, Yanni (Pronounced Yawn-ee),
was arrested in his Florida home,
charged with domestic violence.

Link here,
and here.

As a guy who loves music,
I never made fun nor criticized this “New Age” kind of music.
Even though I suppose this music will eventually mess up your head,
and make you violent.

But, as I read about Yawn-ee’s arrest charges,
it kicks him up to a high spot on my “Hated People list.”

This just proves what I have been saying all these years.

“Husbands who hit their wives,
are just angry because,
these men don’t have any testicles.”

And even though you said you were sorry
and promised to never do it again,
it still doesn’t justify what you did.

Why don’t you just shave your butt,
wear a dress,
walk backwards
and call yourself “Nancy.”

God, I hate these people.

It’s freakin’ annoying!

It took me a long time to get my hands on a Piano Keyboard,
Just so I can record a whole bunch of songs.

Since I don’t have any musician friends here whom I can jam with,
I pathetically try to play most of the instruments in the songs I do.
(Okay, I don’t have “any” friends.)

But now, as I was ready to record them,
the “adapter” on my Effects Processor burnt out.

Freakin’ Grrrrrrr!!!!

I think someone’s telling me to stop making crappy music,
and stick to the thing I do best.

And that is to provide you with some cool links.

Here you go.

And you’re welcome.

The Simpson’s come to life — sun.co.uk (very cool)
Ladies, find your perfect sports bra. — shockabsober.com (NSFW)
Crazy Hockey fight — google video
Check the haunted places in your town — shadowlands.net
Trailer for Silent Hill — apple.com

Happy Birthday to me!!

I must admit,
I have been quite down these past few days,
but today made me realize
just how many people care for me.

(And when I say “how many”, I meant you, Mom!
Thanks for the Steak!)

Thank you to all who called,
Emailed
SMS’d,
IM’d,
and
Telegram’d.

And thanks to Tracy for my new PSP game,
and taking me to the Sushi place.

Now excuse me,
while I remove the fish breath funk out of me.

Oh, and a Happy VD to all!

Torino! Today!

There is no doubt,
that within a hundred mile radius, (if not the whole State)
I am the only one excited about the Winter Olympics.

Canada for the GOLD!

No, not the whole event.
Just Hockey.

..and maybe a little figure skating.