When Adam/Eve took the fruit from the serpent instead of freakin' out and screamed "Holy Shit! A talking snake!" http://bit.ly/1XaFYAC

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) May 14, 2016

After this week? http://pic.twitter.com/q5hmNX5ayC

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) May 14, 2016

.@Strawberrywish This app should have been called SwipeChat. Because every time I swipe anything, the damn chat comes up. #imnottheyouth

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) May 14, 2016

I just got talked into creating an account on that snapchamp. I still don't see the point and I can't figure out how to use it.

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) May 13, 2016

Thank you! Yeah. Maybe I need to go back to playing. For realsies. http://bit.ly/1qiOssx

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) May 13, 2016

I was gonna buy this mug then tweet it, but it's quite inaccurate. I only like 2 people and one of that is me. http://pic.twitter.com/BKUKsSAr3M

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) May 13, 2016

"Cancel #AgentCarter, a show that promotes gender equality, but let's keep #TheBachelorette coz that makes the most sense." – @ABCNetwork

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) May 13, 2016

Thanks to @ColourMonroe for tagging me on her #Marilyn pics. You should do the same when you see one because it's the right thing to do.

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) May 13, 2016

It's one of those days where my soul is actually begging for me to play #music.

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) May 13, 2016

Are we all just gonna sit here and pretend it's not Friday the … Nevermind! It's trending.

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) May 13, 2016