New song added

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Always With Me, Always With You
by Joe Satriani.
Guitars by – Ty Martell



Mobile Player here:

Well, it’s not really new.
I did this a long time ago, but this time,
I found a backing track for it.

The old one,
(it’s somewhere in the Chorus Pages,)
I did all the instruments, except the percussions.

So, I thought, by redoing it,
it’ll sound better.

So, I played it. and it didn’t.

I just can’t move my fingers as fast as I want to.
It just won’t.
I tried.
It’s like my fingers are herniated or something.

So anyway,
I decided that this song is going to have to stay as it is.
I can’t re-do it anymore.

Because you know,
Nobody’s perfekt perpekt purpek free from mistakes.

Happy Birthday to me!!

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I must admit,
I have been quite down these past few days,
but today made me realize
just how many people care for me.

(And when I say “how many”, I meant you, Mom!
Thanks for the Steak!)

Thank you to all who called,
Emailed
SMS’d,
IM’d,
and
Telegram’d.

And thanks to Tracy for my new PSP game,
and taking me to the Sushi place.

Now excuse me,
while I remove the fish breath funk out of me.

Oh, and a Happy VD to all!

Torino! Today!

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There is no doubt,
that within a hundred mile radius, (if not the whole State)
I am the only one excited about the Winter Olympics.

Canada for the GOLD!

No, not the whole event.
Just Hockey.

..and maybe a little figure skating.

Yup, I knew it.

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Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora, going thru divorce.

Click here for source news.

I knew it.
It was the inevitable.

As much as this saddens me,
a gorgeous female celebrity marrying a rock star is a disaster made in hell.

Haven’t they learned anything from Pamela and Tommy?
Billy and Christie?
Rene and Kenny?
Axl and himself, Slash, Stephanie, Erin?
Britney and that guy from Seinfeld?

This cursed union will never ever be.
Those celebrities who are still married to rock stars are also bound to this fate.

Because Rock Stars are arrogant, selfish, self absorbed, egotistical maniacs,
that they end up hurting their celebrity wives
because they can’t handle sharing the limelight with anyone.

So …. uhh..
Richie.
Call me.

Or at least confirm that you got the
flowers,
underwear,
letters I sent you back in the 80’s,
you two timing bastard.

Anyway,
Here are some cool links.

What’s special about that number? — stetson.edu (Because I am a geek)
100 Photographs that changed the world — digitaljournalist.org
Some of these are very funny — picturesofwalls.com
More Yeti Sports — Icicle Climb

It’s not all fun and games ““ part 2

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The dreaded “F” word.

Yup he said it.

Quite clear and crisp too.

Enter scene:

Sounds of toys dropping on the floor.

Tyler: “Oh fuck!”

Daddy: (Screaming) “Tyler! No! You say, Oh Man!”

Tyler: “Oh Man?” (As he looks up, smiling.)

Daddy: “Yes! Oh man!” (I say clearly.)

Tyler: “Oh man, fuck!”


Yup. I quit.

It’s not all fun and games

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Fresh from the last post,

Today my Lead Singer kept on blabbing, wouldn’t shut up,
Can’t pipe down, wouldn’t sit still, ultra hyper …

Wore me out.

That’s it,
I’m quitting this band.

And now.. On Lead Vocals.

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I now present to you,
The Lead Vocals of my future Rock band,

From the Disney movie “Alladin,”

Transcribed:

Daddy: Street rat….. Riff Raff!

Tyler: Snuggle (Scoundrel)

Daddy: Take that!

Tyler: Just a little Snack Guys!

Daddy: (laughs, forgot the words) …..(inaudible) ….He’s rather tasty,

Tyler: ..azzaazzaazzee??…………… (I can’t make it out)

Daddy: Woohooooo!!!

———–
And from the animated movie “Madagascar.”

Transcribed:

Tyler: I love to move it, move it! I love to move it, move it! You like to………

Daddy: Move it!

Tyler: I gotta laaaaah… (I can’t make it out too.)

Daddy: What was tha…!? (Laughs.)

——-

How funny is this kid?

Bosconian ako!

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Happy 15 Years to DBTC Batch “˜91

Congratulations to us for our
remarkable brotherhood and camaraderie.

Watch the Live Alumni Celebration webcast here
–> Don Bosco Mandaluyong

It’s on right now!! Hurry!
Watch it!
Before they start the fireworks.

Or before they all get too drunk.

I know.
I went there.

A “Bosconian” holding a warm bottle of beer is unheard of.

Sometimes, I wonder.

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One time, we were at the park,
And I was looking at Tyler.

I jokingly nudged Tracy and said,

“Hey, you know, how everybody tells us how cute, handsome and funny Tyler is?”
as I pointed at him,
“I am beginning to wonder if he’s really mine.”

“What are you talking about?” Tracy frustratingly answers back.

I said, “I was just wondering if he got any traits from me. You know.”

“Oh I know one that truly proves he is yours, and you are his father.” She said.

“Really? What?” I eagerly asked.

She said,
“Well, the other day, after changing his clothes,
I saw him, pick up his underwear with his foot.
You’re the only person I know who does that.”

—
Arrgghh!!
The woman wins again!

Although it got me into thinking.

Someday, I have to teach him to pick it up with his foot,
toss it up in the air and catch it.

Then shout “Ta-da!”

(Okay, maybe I shared too much information there.)

Canada Elections

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Yesterday,
Canada underwent a major transition decision.

The Conservative Party defeated the Liberals in power.

Now, it is not a secret how I feel about the government of Canada.
I have expressed most of it here somewhere in my archives.

This was one of the major factors why we moved I got convinced to move to the States.

Although, I must admit,
as much as I hate the “shortcomings” of that government.
This new one scares the bejebbeez out of me.

But what do I know?
I didn’t even vote.
Even though I could have registered as an Out-Of-Country voter,
It was raining yesterday so it was impractical for me to go out and exercise my right.

You see,
Canada implements a Parliamentary rule,
so understanding how the government runs, can be quite confusing.

I am not even clear on where I stand with the government parties.

I may be Liberal at times,
but I sometimes see a Conservative plan of action.
On top of it all, I yearn for a better Reform.

I don’t know.
I can still feel the painful memory of my tax money gone to waste.

And every time I remember all the corruptions and red tape,
it blurs out all the hope and optimism I have left.