It would be a lot smarter to take care of financial matters yourself,
rather than delegating them to another. You’re the one with the Midas Touch.

Hahahahhahahhahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Oh man!! That was funny!!

I have no clue on whatever is happening with our finances.
Because I am a guy. That’s how guys are.
Tracy is the one who takes care of it.

The only time I get interested in our budget is when I look at:
1.) Computer stuff.
2.) Dvd’s.
3.) PS2 Games.
4.) Computer stuff.

That’s all!

Imagine me in charge of money?
Oh Lord! Watch out!

See, to me, this is how it works,

“If I do not eat lunch for 3 Months,
I could buy that new 60 Gig Hard Drive for my FTP”

Sounds reasonable right?

I know, I know.
It does not work that way.
But can you blame me?
I am a guy.
I am a computer geek. I like toys!
I like things that I can break and fix (and break again).

I like the sound of a hard drive formatting.
The sound of RAM Calculating.
My cpu fan spinning
My wallet crying.

Oh man, How come I still can’t win the lottery
even with all the promises I make to give half to charity?

Maybe I should stop saying that.

Maybe I should actually buy a ticket.