It opens today
Guess what opens on movie theaters today?
Oh yeah.
I was hoping to finish the book before it came out,
but I never did.
Just got a little busy,
you know, having a baby and everything.
Now, our main problem is finding a babysitter,
so Tracy and I can go and see it.
No, wait! our real main problem is money.
It has been very tight since our family grew.
Priorities have changed dramatically.
Now we have “Family” money.
Before, Tracy and I have “Couple’s” money.
Which is cool, because you have two people making decisions,
Two people budgeting for both the present and the future.
And eventually, those decisions would lead to something good.
But Before “Couple’s” money,
I had “Single” money.
I got my money,
my single money.
You can do anything you want, with your “single” money.
Got all the DVD’s, Computer stuff, Electronic, Hi-fi,
Stereo Sound, Games, Tools, Accessories.
Oh yeah!
But then,
A week before Tyler was born,
I was looking at all my stuff.
My Dvd’s, My computers, My guitars,
My toys, My car.
and I said to myself..
I said “Self…”
That’s it….
That’s all you’re gonna have…
Because, the next thing you’re going to buy would be,
Baby toys, baby rattles, baby stuff, baby food
Baby entertainment,
Blues Clues, Sesame Street, Disney Movies,
Teletubbies, Winnie the Pooh and Tigger too.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo.
Well, anyway,
What was I saying??
Oh yeah.
Sorry I got side tracked there.
I guess this is just a roundabout way of saying…
I WANNA SEE LORD OF THE FREAKIN’ RINGS!
Oh well,
Back to reading the book
