• #goodmorning Twitter. What in the hell happened last night? #
  • Earned 50$ yesterday just by helping an acquaintance with her computer problems for 10 minutes. That’s it! No more freebies. #broke #
  • I’ll take cash. Or maybe food.
    Only if they’re nice. Or cute. #ipreferfood #
  • I find it amazing how the crowds in a @duranduran concert sing that “Switch it on” part on Planet Earth. Simon just did that on “Arena.” #
  • “Some new romantic looking for the tv sound..” #

  • “I told you I can be a morning person too. If it happened around noon.” #
  • RT @HuffingtonPost: 'Star Wars' characters sing to 'Call Me Maybe' http://t.co/sIrvCXvU #
  • *Not because I like the song, but I am a Star Wars fan. #whyamidefendingmyself #
  • Why in the world would you cut off the Boss and Sir Paul? http://t.co/urnZnwEo #cnn #
  • Happy Birthday to Mr. Satriani! @chickenfootjoe – More power to your Music! #
  • Tears In The Rain cover by yours truly Music by Joe Satriani – http://t.co/WRyxewrf #
  • I want some of that Timbers. And I want it shivered. #
  • #FavouriteAlbums
    “Seven and the Ragged Tiger” – @duranduran #
  • #FavouriteAlbums "Ah Via Musicom" –
    Eric Johnson @GuitaristEJ #
  • #FavouriteAlbums "Five Days In July" – @BlueRodeo #
  • #FavouriteAlbums "Keep the Faith" – @BonJovi #
  • #FavouriteAlbums "So Far So Good" – @bryanadams #
  • #FavouriteAlbums "Pressure And Time" – @rivalsons #getthisone #
  • My heart is breaking just looking at this picture. – dailymonroe's photo http://t.co/b6Z9uaYP #
  • #WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator – Gilbert Godfrey #
  • #WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator – Yoda, Porky Pig, Foghorn Leghorn, Hulk, Ozzy Osbourne. No wait. I actually want Ozzy to read it. #
  • Ok Monday! That’s all I can take. Get your hand off of me. #enough #
  • “Remember folks, it’s not the stupid things you do. It’s the stupid thing you do….with your friends.” #quote #
  • “Do you believe in rock and roll? Can music save your mortal soul?” #
  • “I knew you were in love with him when I saw you dancing in the gym.” #
  • Alright. Time for some #weeds and keep up with Nancy Botwin. @ML_Parker1 Is the reason I stuck with this show. #
  • I need to start #BreakingBad and see if it’s as good as they say it is. #
  • The effort I give just to avoid personal people interaction is staggering. I’ll just stay here on twitter, thanks. #goodmorning #
  • In honour of Jon Lord, today’s playlist will just be all #DeepPurple songs. #RIP #
  • “It would have saved us a lot of time if you didn’t lie about that file you deleted by accident.” – #memoirsofanITguy #
  • “No Ma’am. I will not retrieve the contents of your USB drive that passed thru your dog.” #memoirsofanITguy #
  • Look what I just found on #SoundCloud http://t.co/fjhcZe9b #
  • Who is Ezra and why is that other band better? #
  • Someone is just giving this away, so I snagged it. http://t.co/o2G1HXjG #
  • Another #DestinationTruth is on.
    Sorry for possible tweet floodings. #
  • The team is in the Philippines. Where I was born. I’ll see if I can confirm that one. #DestinationTruth #
  • Shout out to @joshuagates – winner of Cava dealership since before his juvie days. #DestinationTruth #
  • #DestinationTruth Yup. I have heard of the Kapre growing up in the Philippines. Rumored to hide in huge trees too. #
  • Shout out to @erinRyder13 – a personality so pleasing, turns down a massage parlor job offer with grace. #DestinationTruth @joshuagates #
  • “It looks big and it looks pissed off” – @joshuagates (Follows it anyway) #DestinationTruth #joshgatesgreatestquotes #
  • Damn right we can’t.
    RT @AboutAquarius: #Aquarians and music can never be separated #
  • Ugh. Thanks autocorrect. Making me look stupid again. You put the “F” in illiterate. #
  • “Hey guys, check this out.” – #MyLastWordsBeforeIDie #
  • Oh Marilyn. Your smile alone makes me want to die just to meet you. – dailymonroe's photo http://t.co/38DKWzJp #
  • I used to know someone who smiles like that. #
  • These Doctor appointments are really getting old. I’m gonna have to start lying so they won’t make me come back anymore. #
  • Of course. I found me a new book to read for times like these. And what did I forget? #
  • This waiting area is getting really crowded. And what the hell is that smell? #
  • The “Close Button” on elevators. Do they ever work? They never do. #
  • A nice, blue Florida sky today. http://t.co/MMhNb7CP #
  • This. Day. Is. Crazy.
    Think of one of your crazy days.
    Got one?
    No.
    Not that crazy.
    What’s wrong with you? #
  • Holy crap, Twitter. Slow down. Let me catch up. #
  • Ugh, I hate it sometimes when there's food on the trending topics. I always crave them. #Chick fil-a #
  • Nope. No can do. Eyes-a-twitchin'. Gonna hit the hay. Come to bed Twitter. I am ready to cuddle. #goodnight #
  • Damnit. Walk The Line is on. Must stop. Go to sleep. I love Witherspoon. #orwithoutherspoon #
  • Alright.
    Time to go earn a living to support my eating habits. #goodmorning #
  • Are you sure I can't put "Crazy" as a talent? #
  • That’s it for today. I’ve had enough. #bed #now #
  • The Colorado theater shooting is an example of how humanity is doing.
    -My heart goes out to the victims. #
  • #flashbackfriday with @abbietaylor67 at Hogwarts, about to get some Butterbeer. #goodtimes http://t.co/2fsR4hk7 #
  • Another #flashbackfriday – 2008- http://t.co/0inZ31zD #
  • Yes. No? #maybe http://t.co/tg1stleI #
  • "What in the hell?" http://t.co/zTLlmkRH #