• Eight days after the eye surgery.
    I missed one letter on the 20/15 eye chart.

    I could have sworn that G was a C.
    Or maybe a bunny. #

  • Nothing smells better than the scent of a long weekend!

    And also bacon for breakfast. #

  • Well. Time to start the day with some music.

    These guitars aren't gonna play themselves. #

  • Watching "Best of Popeye" with my son on @netflix streaming. The kid loves it!! I remember loving it too when I was his age. #
  • Same thing when we had a "3 Stooges" marathon. #
  • Half court on the first try?? WTH? #awesome
    “@brryyy: hahaha nice one Kenny #allstar ?? #
  • Now THAT is impressive!!
    RT “@brryyy: Javale McGee! WOW!!! #allstar ?? #
  • That should have been a 50 too! #Griffin #NBA #allstar #
  • "And everytime I scratch my nails on someone else's back, I hope you feel it!"
    – [Alanis Morissette]
    #EpicLyrics #NowPlaying #
  • Need to stop Twitter and concentrate on the #allstargame #
  • I was going to comment on how awesome Kobe was from last nights All Star game, then I remembered he doesn't follow me on Twitter. #NoPoint #
  • Getting my car's oil changed.
    Also getting high from the tire smell in the waiting area. #
  • Are we happy now?
    We have killed Flipper!!!

    “@HuffingtonPost: 17 dead baby dolphins found on Gulf beaches http://huff.to/fvd44S” #

  • I always bought music CDs. Never made an online download purchase.

    Where do you guys get your music? (besides iTunes) #

  • "The saddest music you'll ever hear is the sound of your own heart breaking."
    #truth #
  • Say what you want about social networking sites, but it does keep me off the streets.

    I am too scared to meet new people outside! #

  • The Space Shuttle Discovery as I see it while driving* home.

    *please do not text and drive. Or take pics. http://twitpic.com/43cz3d #